patiently waiting

ah.
Today I decided to wake up as late as possible.
Thus, today is the first time I have managed to wake up at the awesomely ungodly hour of…5.30pm.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

The holidays are halfway through, and I wish school didn’t have to ever restart.
Oh NUS, thou art the bane of my existence.
I always had the impression I’d enjoy university, and the modules I would end up doing.
Contrary to this belief, I am yet to take a single business module that I enjoyed.
Damn you biz ad.
And I also had the false impression that biz ad was very cool and filled with the most ‘happening’ and ‘hip’ people around.
Lord how wrong I was.
90% of the people in it look semi-retarded, and simply cant hold a decent conversation.
Hell, 50% of the business school are foreigners, namely kids from China, Vietnam, Cambodia and the like.
I have absolutely no idea how the hell they gain entry to the school, since they cant even speak English properly.
Its one big scam I tell you.
They must be paying their way in.
The quality of the student population in biz is appalling.
And yet they advertise themselves as something great.

I often regret not taking up the place I was offered in SMU business.
But the fact that I live next to NUS, and my dad teaches there, definitely has something to do with it.
Speaking of advertisements, im sure everyone has caught a glimpse of the ads made by business school.
If not, here they are.

the one with the 2 brothers (note their extremely differing accents)

the one with the mom and daughter(bet the mom likes vietnamese boys.mmm)

Now this is merely a personal opinion, but has anyone seen more corny, pathetic advertisements?!
The one where the mother says there are guys wayyy to cute for her liking..(WHERE?!)
Firstly it’s a lie, unless her daughter thinks wild boars and grunting oxen are cute.
Secondly, what are they trying to promote here?
Shes choosing business school not because it provides a ‘high-quality education’, but because it has cuties?!
Sigh.
Can you imagine the long term effects of this?

“Hi, my name is Yi Jun. Im a marketing major from NUS business school. I’d like to apply for the vacant post…”

“ah yes yi jun….marketing major…NUS..hmmm…oh didn’t your department come up with those HORRID ads?! Youre FIRED before youre even freakin HIRED. Take care byebye.”

Sigh sigh KILL sigh.

The world cup is goin great.

Way more exciting than the rigged farce that was korea/japan 2002.
If you didn’t catch maxi’s wonder goal to give victory to argentina…here it is….

wonder goal

Germany have been impressive, as have argentina and finally, brazil.
I love Ghana, I hope they somehow beat brazil.
But hope is all they can do against brazil.

I hope both my teams make it through...
I hope spain dispose of france, and Italy take care of the socceroos.

Eurotrip

We’re leaving for Europe on Monday.
Sounds exciting eh.
We get to watch one semifinal in London, one in Amsterdam, and the final in Paris.
We arrive in London, rush off to Amsterdam, stay there for 3 nights, then we’re off to Paris for 4 nights, and back to London for a week.
Lovely lovely.

Aight that’s it for now.

gotta meet the lovely gf later.
ill miss her terribly during eurotrip.
sigh.
shes real understading and all.
love her tons.

on another note, much love to all those who matter.
Off to watch Italy-australia at a buddy’s place.
Arrivederci.

viva espana

its 5.30am.
i recall that i have a blog.

i just watched spain beat tunisia 3-1.
i love this spanish team.
torres, fabregas and villa.
these 3 kids are amazing.
im one of those blokes who prefers watchin the primera liga rather than the premiership.
thus, i remember staying awake, during the season, on sunday nights and tuesday nights to watch the 3.55am matches.
so the spanish team are not an unknown quantity to me.
david villa is one of my favourite players.
the star striker of my beloved valencia, hes a handful.
and fernando torres.
well, he can be sublime, or frustrating.
then theres cesc fabregas.
how can he be 19?
his maturity is more akin to an experienced 30year old midfielder.
throw in liverpool boys alonso and garcia, and the evergreen raul, and youve got quite a team.
puyol, their central defender, is a man-mountain.
my only complaint is that they are a bit vulnerable on the wings.
ramos and pernia are simply not topclass.

my other team, italia, let me down against the USA.
where was the urgency!??
honestly, pirlo and perrotta were just so casual.
they should be dropped for del piero and gattuso.
cant you guys beat a 9man team!
de rossi is a moron, and zaccardo should be smacked.
i hope luca toni (another of my idols) starts scoring...
if not, its arrivederci.
yet again.

england suck so bad, and germany have been lucky.
ghana are amazing.
as ive said before, im so fond of african teams because of the freedom their play resonates.
afrikaaa!

on another note, the gf demonstrates, once again and as if we ever needed reassuring, that she is perfect.
she goes online and buys me :


exhibit A


while other chicks go online and force their bfs to buy shit for them online,
el gf goes and buys me a dvd of one of my favourite bands.
ive already headbanged to it with some mates, leading to a sore neck.
\m/

so gf, if youre reading this; thanks a lot.
youre amazing, and im real lucky to have you in my life.

eurotrip is approaching.
amsterdam.paris.london.
with the boys.
no adult supervision.
this is gonna be one helluva trip.

with that, im done.
much love to all those who matter.
im out.

the cup

another boring day.
my sleep patterns just get weirder and weirder.

i attribute this to my superhuman existence, rather than just the world cup.

speaking of the world cup, so far, ive been impressed by very few teams.
england have been utter, utter trash.
as usual, the psycophants of singapore have been quick to defend their colonial masters.
"oh it was hot"
"oh they will take time to gel"
utter nonsense.
my left fingernail would make a better tactician than eriksson.
downing for owen?
hargreaves on?
crouch?
beckham??
i cant wait for england to be made mincemeat by a half-decent team.

germany's defence, contrary to tradition, has never looked shakier.
the backline looked like they were a bunch of college kids at oktoberfest.
but in podolski, schneider and klose, they have attackers of genuine quality.
not to mention a certain michael ballack.

holland seem to lack that cutting edge.
true, robben and van persie look a class act, but van nistelrooy and kujt look way off-form.
time will tell.

australia displayed grit, but i dont think you can win the world cup based on just grit.
the czech republic displayed panache and polish.
every aspect of their game looked well thought out and professional.
rosicky, a player ive always admired, proved himself a big game player.
his long range shooting is deadly accurate.
and i just love watching the arrogant, pompous americans getting a good old fashioned whooping.
heres to more whoopings of the US!

which brings me to the africans.
anyone who knows me knows that i love the underdogs.
and my heart always goes out to the impoverished africans.
i support each and every african country.
but the fact of the matter is, even though they are physically amazing sportsmen, and are so very spirited, in the end, it is their lack of ability to put away their chances that lets them down.
against italy, ghana had 4 decent shooting oppurtunities, and failed to hit the target each time.
senor mourinho, there is a certain michael essien whose shooting you must improve.

which bring me to my team for the cup.
italia.
ive been telling all those who would listen before the cup started...
this italian team is different. no more catenaccio!
toni and gilardino, with de rossi and totti, give this team an attacking flair unheard of in previous italian teams.
they despatched of ghana 2-0, which was no mean feat.
watch out for italy.

i await to see how brazil and france perform.
brazil is, well, brazil.
and i hope france somehow manage to make it to the finals, just so that the boys and i can catch france in action on the giant tv screens along the champ-elysee, while we're in paris.
wouldnt that be something.

love to all those who matter.
im out.

touch it

Ahhh the blog
Why must I be so lazy.
Why.
Someone should do all this typing for me.
Mmmm.
I open up blogger and then….my brain freezes.
I swear im not even kidding
i keep tryin to remember what I wanted to rant about and get so frustrated that I just go back to sleep
if I were one of the x-men, I’d be
SLEEPY MOFO
My mutant power would be to fall asleep on top of my enemy and kill them by doing so

i'd whoop that puny wolverine and wuss juggernaut [im the juggernauttt bitch was a classic line.even in the movie]

so here I am
trying to recall what this is about.

i finished reading *drumroll* the unbearable lightness of being.
i am yet to find out why people rave so wildly about it.
honestly, its an average read, maybe slightly above average.

the story itself is meandering.
kundera's thoughts (shitt ive always wanted to say something like that...."ahh yes im hoighty-toighty...dicken's thoughts on poverty is certainly impressive...*puffs on pipe*)on recurrence/kitsch/infidelity/communism/europe and several other topics are definitely interesting, and thought-provoking.
but theres nothing in the book that is ground-breaking, certainly not to the extent that fashionistas claim it.
next read: the essential guide to the world cup!
100 years of solitude(another popular book.looks interesting though)

now to recall what i wanted to write about.
I know it had something to do with fugly women.
Oh that’s right.
BANGKOK.
Well.
To be honest, I don’t see the “charm” of Bangkok.
shopping and staff who don’t understand you, coupled with the obvious fact that they prefer white people, and topped off with the gross old white men with fugly young thai ho’s, combined effectively to result in me vowing not to go back to Bangkok.
Sawadeecupofvomit.
Im getting lazy and sleepy again.
Its hard to be a mutant.

now for the feature presentation!

We have a new cat in da houseeeee
Meet chester
I call him c-dawg.
Just to confuse his minute brain.
Uhhhhhhhhh.

Meet arzish
I call him boy wonder
Just to confuse his GIGANTIC NON-HUMAN MUTANT brain.

The only good thing about Bangkok(apart from pirated dvds)
Cheap, tasty food.
Here I ate a thai ladyboy, in rice.
i joke I joke.

And here I drank mud.
mmm.
thai farm mud.
Mm
Joke again.
It’s the sleep.
Milkshake at 50 Singapore cents .
I’d drink anything for that price.
Even a blended monkey.

I tried to mimic the gf’s talent at taking photos.
I came up with this masterpiece.
I call it… “wheel of light at 62.4degrees from the southeast side of suannlom in all its glory and beauty may god save Bangkok from aids”

Since I went with parents,we couldn’t tour the red light district
Not that I missed much
Pfft
“halohhh you want herpes?”
Oh oh Lesley is “high class” so she pronounces ‘herpes’ as ‘errr-payyy’, like you pronounce ‘hermes’
Haha rastafari dolt
So anyways, I spent my time in the room trying to eat j-lo....mmm burrito and a nacho

my avenged sevenfold keychain
Damn you are gorgeous.
Had to buy it online all (thank you gf)

here i am trying to pose like a ho.
the remote control on the table has been hidden on the aircon vent outside the window of the room.
yes.
to get back at the hotel (supposedly 4star.whatever thaksin buttmunch) for their poor service,
i hid their remote control.
die thai trash.

busta's new vid

Here I present to you … busta rhymes
His new video (where he has no dreads)….
He has a million guest stars.
A million.
Mary j blige(why WONT you die?!)
missy elliott
lloyd banks (g-g-g-g-g unittt)
sean da paul
dmx

Lord you da man busta flipmode flipmodeeeeeeeeee

On another note, the gf and I just celebrated our 2year anniversary.
Gf, thanks for always being there, for putting up with my nonsense (you are amazingly patient), caring so much, being so hot, being so nice and sweet, and a lot of other things.
I love what we’ve got, and wouldn’t trade it for the world.

Lastly, planning for EUROTRIP goes full steam ahead.
Accommodation booked!
We hit London, Amsterdam, Paris, then back to London.
Awesome.
Friends ask me “hey why’re you going on this trip?!”
Well.
Truthfully?
i have no answer to that.
Dads paying for it so its all good.
ive got the coolest dad ever, but that’s another story in itself.

Watched benchwarmers the other day.
Funny, slapstick humour.
Napoleon dynamite is a genius.
gosh.idiot.incredible.

Fitty oh trusty fitty will be leaving us soon.
To be replaced by a red ‘sporty’ mazda 3 which my mom bought randomly.
Mmmm
Gf and I already have a name for it.
Any suggestions?

Aite im tired.
Its 5am, gottta drop dad to le airport.

Peace out A town jigga whutt whutt lee unit

Love to the gf and all those who matter
im out.