amsterdam

ahh comrades.
the much awaited picture posting has begun.

after overcoming some technical difficulties, the boy wonder has managed to upload some pics from the recently-concluded eurotrip...

im too lazy to type anymore words.



the boy wonder and the mrs.
she was sweet enough tosee me off at the airport.
*kiss*


so we land in london, and head off for amsterdam
the very next morning!


boy wonder and his mates (from l-r)
thats ashley(druggie-mode) and jeevan(serious-as-usual mode)


we land in amsterdam and see this at the airport.
hello heaven.


none of the chicks in amsterdam are fat.
theyre all uber-fit because..
they cycle EVERYWHERE!


we took a boat tour...
people live on the rivers, on these boat-houses.
every week, at least one car falls into the river.


ashley and i.
i have no idea why the dude on the right is
posing as well.
he...may...be...gay...


in singapore, we get celebrities such as
ocean wu(is that even his name) performing.
this was a random concert in amsterdam.
kill me please.


we have a quick wash up in the hotel room,
after which we intend to energetically explore amsterdam.
i hint i may be sleepy.
i get reprimanded by general jeevs (OCS anybody?)
NO SLEEP FOR YOU, RECRUIT!


the staircase leading down to the first floor from our room.
its the steepest staircase EVER.
not too conducive when youre high.


must-have accessory #1.


must-have accessory #2 (hell yes!)
snoop dogg's fave, i bet.


must-have accessory #3.
this shit is hella cheap in amsterdam.
inspired, we ventured to:


i wonder what this is?
ah! a brewery!!


the boy wonder is amazed at
the beer ads that are not shown here due to censorship...
topless beer chicks! (thats a tv im watching, btw)


i needed to relieve myself.
our little secret, mr giant-heineken-can-of-doom.


we found the heineken thirst dj console.
i spent some time figuring it out.


i finally figured that shit out.


as a result, we had our very own little party.
i kid you not.
(no idea why all the chicks here are fat.
theyre not supposed to be!!)


we made some friends.
i was searching for...umm...a door?


still searching for a door.


we may have found a door.


the giant words!
jeevs and i sit atop the letter 'a'.


just in case you thought i was lying.
getting down was a nightmare.
almost tripped and died.
using my super-hero powers,
i craftily stumbled down, but regained my step.
so people would think i meant to stumble.
sheer genius.


awesome picture outside the national theatre.
so expressive.
"give me my weed!" she screamed.


the busy shopping district.
things are way nicer and cheaper in amsterdam.


so we go to watch germany take on portugal at a bar.
and lo and behold, the only people free-loading, all the way in holland,
are...
2 manjans!!


just in case you thought i was lying...
"aiyah free ah! watch lor no need pay ah!!"

soon enough, the effects of accessory#2 kicked in.
our superheroes' judgements were screwed.


ashley thought he was eternally trapped behind a movable glass case.



jeevan thought he had become the captain of a boat.


and the boy wonder...
he was left stranded at a bus stop.
where elder ladies apporached him...

what would happen to the trio?
would they ever make it to paris?!

find out next time.

much love to all those who matter.
im out.

filler

sup ppl.

having fully re-adjusted back to life in oh-so-exciting singapore, i realized that i should really update the blog.

ah but wait...
the CORS system is online, meaning that the world's most tedious and tardy online system involving online bidding for modules, has resurfaced.

i bet the system in the national university of seychelles is more advanced.
hell, i bet the system the monkeys in the zoo use to bid for bananas is more efficient.

i looked through the core modules i gotta take this semester...and all i could respond with was a slight whimper.
after which i went to my bed and cried myself to sleep.

i kid i kid.
management science...managerial accounting...business communications...finance
each module requires a ton of work.
and the worst thing is im not interested in any of them.

good job boy wonder.

my friend was saying how the freshmen this year in biz ad at nus are EVEN WORSE than last years.
that just means more annoying people to give the 'stare of doom' to.
not that i would ever stare at anyone in a remotely threatening manner.
pfft.
me?
im the most friendly and approachable lad around.
*stabs random freshman in the eye with a pen*
welcome to hell!

good lord im in year 2.
time flies.
some of my female friends from jc have even graduated...
big up lesley and melissa!
now get a job you lazy mofos!

fear not, i will be updating with regards to eurotrip once i select which photos to upload.
and knowing how lazy i am, dont hold your breath.
unless youre some sort of professional-breath-holder.
which would be very useful when speaking to someone with halitosis(chronic bad-breath,you idiot)
ill do 3 entries, one for amsterdam, one for paris, and one for london.
see i even planned it out in my head.

speaking of heads, this movie is sure to mess with your head.
im lookin forward to it big time.

a scanner darkly

ah well.
thats it for now mofos.
much love to all those who matter, namely le gf!
im out.

leaving on a jet plane

Ah my dear readers.
all 3 of you.

The time has come
For me to bid you adieu.

Im leaving for Europe, sports fans.

My random summer vacation is to begin.
ah the joys of dad funding my trip.
thanks pops!

But before I go, I wanna share my thoughts on the world cup, thus far.

First off, brazil were pathetic.
One big tactical cock-up, coupled with a bunch of over-paid, over-confident clowns.
Where was ronaldinho?
What happened to ronaldo?
And carlos.
You fugly midget.
Youre a left-back, not a winger.
Idiot.
Joga bonito?
It was never meant to be.

Viva la france.
Ah zidane.
Zidane reminded us why we love watching football.
As I sat with my friends, who were evenly split between brazil and france supporters, nobody could deny the genius of zidane.
Pirouette here, little shuffle there.
Honestly, I have not seen such a complete display from a midfielder for some time now.
Kudos to the French team.

especially barthez, abidal, gallas, thuram, sagnol, ribery, malouda, vieira, makelele,henry.(wait thats the entire team)

and a certain mr zinedine zidane.
hats off.

I hope the French can dispose of the annoying portugese.
I have my own selfish reasons.
Namely the fact that I’ll be in paris on the date of the Final.
Ooh la la.

I hope italy can take out the rampant germans.
Ive been rooting for the azzuri from day one, and I really hope they make this their year.

Argentina were a disappointment.
I think bringing on cruz(an utter shit player) was a suicidal move, when you have messi on the bench.
Kill.

Ah well.
Its been a great world cup.

So im off to London tonight.

Those of you who im supposed to meet there, do contact me on the handphone.

Ah the joys of auto-roaming.

me and some random hottie(i joke i joke gf!)

The one part I absolutely hate about traveling is leaving the gf behind.

Hate it.

I honestly wish I could take her along, but sadly, life is such.

Shes the most wonderful gf.

Instead of whining or complaining about me leaving,

she comes up with a list of things

For me to bring along instead.

Shes just an amazing person.

And I love her tons and tons.

*kiss*

ok children.

This is the last I’ll be updating for a good 2 weeks.

Leave a msg on the tag-board if you want.

London/Amsterdam/Paris.

Here I come.

Much love to all those who matter (a catchy phrase apparently…)

Especially to the lovely gf, who I’ll miss dearly.

im out..