everybody

i am dead bored.
i have a term paper due on friday.
and i am just starting.

for me, i only really get into doing a term paper when the deadline is the very next day.
call it stupid.
call it procrastination.
i dont know.
but i find myself watching youtube or playing football manager.
curse you laptop.

the term is gonna end soon.
the deadlines pile up like pancakes on oprah's plate.
ooooh an oprah joke.
there we go.
now im really ruffling some feathers eh.
if i get killed by a fan of hers, let it be known.
i agree with fitty when he said "oprah is turning into a middle-aged white woman"
G-G-G-G-G-G-G unittttttt

on a related note, my maid's name is G.
im not kidding.
its pretty amusing to me.
i like to shout her name with the 'unit' part after it.
she once told me "nooo my name no have 'you-knit' at end"
theres no stopping me.

i hate school.
i hate deadlines.
i hate the mad rush for internships.
i hate competing with other finance majors.

i wish i was back in sec.1,with my current brain.
i bet loads of people wished that.
then they could be super smart, and lead their lives in the most awesome manner.

i wanna play footie.
theres the epic semi-final with the arts faculty on tuesday.
looks sexy.

check out my poem, which rivals Tennyson and Dickinson in its complexity and profoundity.


schools a bore.
schools a chore.
i dont wanna go to school,no more.
hear me roar.
i like al gore.
i need to score.
i see the shore.

as i see how one of my friends is constantly perplexed by a certain girl,
i feel that im real lucky to have a lovely girlfriend.
shes brilliant, she even helps us with projects.
genius.
her birthday approaches.

ok im done for today.
need to read dilbert.
hes a funny one.

much love to all those who matter.
im out.