get busy [literally,not in a 'get-on-the-dance-floor-now' way]

"god show me the way,cos the devils' tryin ta break me down."
kanye west

nope this entry aint some pseudo-religious rant.
i just like the quote cos times are tough,and its hella easy to stray or give up.
so yeah.

man every single time i wanna update my good ole blog, im stopped.
By economics.
By marketing.
By statistics.
By readings.
By tutorials.
By homework.
By porn.
By notes.

School school school.
Damn.
I really took my NS stint for granted.
In all honesty, no matter how long the hours were, us police boys had one, golden rule.
Never, ever bring your work home.
Whatever had to be done, was completed in office.
And when I got home, that was it.
Total detachment.
No “oh no man what about this what about that yo?”
nope.
we always left all that worrying where it belonged...
in the office.

but now…
Formulae spin turbulently in my mind, whilst new and foreign terms pop up randomly in my mind.for example, i'd be watchin espn and...

and trust me, when an “intro to stats” module integrates itself with one of the loves of your life, i.e. football, youre in deep trouble.

My life is now full of deadlines.[no it aint 'dateline, you retard lecturer]
Projects are due, and exams beckon.
Sometimes I wish I had just gone off to Dover ITE and slacked my life away.

nawww i kid.
shits good with me.
my lazy ass was just so used to slackin away that i forgot what it meant to have an exam.
but on another note...

- why is it that the US can send out hundreds of aircraft and soldiers at the drop of a hat, but cant send enough rescuers to New Orleans? I smell racism and bigotry. Mofos.

- why is sean paul trying to sing in his new single? Stick to shouting “dutty” and “sean DA paul” every 2 minutes, hombre.

- how many of you think fatman scoop and lil’ jon are actually the same bloody person? ive never witnessed such displays of limited vocabulary than I have when having the displeasure of listening to any song that either one of these 2 retards appear in.
Only in the US do you become a millionaire by simply shouting “yeeeah” and “whuttttt”.
Repeatedly.

- is missy elliot making songs just for the sake of it? She seems to be making songs just so she can make a nifty new video for it, complete with sly product placement of…adidas. Nigga nigga…you lost your talent along with your weight [did someone say liposuction?]

- if the black eyed peas went into making children’s educational songs[which is close to the kinda gayass music theyre making now], they’d be…even richer!! or fergie could do a playboy spread [now now boys. not now aite...finish readin the entry first...then comes 'quality time with self and fergie282.jpg']

anywhoo, those are just random observations.

here are some pics i snapped in NUS.[boredom central]

Oh yeah, my dumbass phone got spoilt[once again] so I bought a new one.
Its relatively better.
I say relatively cos, well, I had a 6230, now I got a 6230i.
Yup.
Forget venturing into buying other phone brands…the most I could muster was enough guts to buy the ‘i’ version of my phone.
sigh.

anyways :

an 'indian from india' student in my lecture...yep...Counterstrike has everything to do with a lecture on 'ASEAN and india'...on a side-note...the dude in front has the most punch-able face ever lah....hes definitely gay. moron.



yes....this is 'sadako'...some weird chinese chick who sits alone..is balding...and perenially laughs to herself...maybe shes laughing cos shes gonna whoop the gay indian dude[see above pic]to death....



after a hilarious video where indian girls were asked about their love lives[i kid you not], the lecture theatre was full of laughing individuals...except these 2 manjan blokes....in their mind, they must've been like..."aiyah i donch understand lorrr...these indians horr...not funny lorr...i miss lydia sum...now she is one funny woman...hak hak"



the single most pointless room i have ever seen. its in the business library...its known as a 'memorial room'...on the table, the sign says..."this is the actual seat where Dr. Hon Sui Sen sat and made decisions".. who?? ..yes...we really care where a random manjan bloke sat 30 years ago...free up the space for more chinese nationals to sleep in!!! do it !



yup, i put this picture in here just to traumatize a few of you. remember how i said my toe had been immobilized due to a nasty tackle during soccer? well...now the nail just dangles...its hella nasty...im gonna submit pics of my toe to ogrish.com and rotten.com...but theyre both gonna say its wayyyy too gross to publish....sigh..
if you bump[not literally, you dolt] into me:
a)dont step on my right toe
b)ask nicely and i'll show you how my toe nail can bend all the way backwards...only if you ask nicely...



yup. thats the gf and i. what would i do without her?
not only is she hot, shes responsible and a lovely girl as well.
lucky me.
btw i have no idea why the manjan chick in the background is posing as well..."aiyah take picture ah! hak hak i try and look pretty lorr hak hak...try lorrrrrrrr"
retard.

aite thats about it for now.
im sleepy, and have some homework to do.
kill.

pink maggot

sup all.

some things ive learnt so far in NUS.

- statistics is the bane of my existence. doesnt help that the lecturer and tutor warble on like drunken warthogs.

- hot chocolate from the canteen is actually, well, very hot. like "shes a witch!burn her to the death...with nus canteen hot chocolate!"

- the lovely shuttle bus is but an illusion. it appears sporadically, and is perenially crowded with funky-smelling people. and thats if you can ever get on it.

- chinese nationals have strange aesthetic sense. one of em wore a sailor moon outfit to a meeting, and proceeded to pepper an important marketing powerpoint slide with...cute little...sheep.KILL.

- foreign exchange students (the white ones i mean) just wanna get drunk, and travel the rest of SEA from every weekend.

- the gravy at the western food stall in BIZ is multi-purpose. its used as gravy, lubricant, poison, pesticide, adhesive, and to dissolve bones. human ones.

- when a china national says *fast ah!*, it comes out "fu*k-ah!"

- smoking is prohibited on campus. unless you are seated in the main arts canteen, and are in the mood for a puff.

- indian nationals have a uniform. its : a chequered shirt, untucked, a pair of jeans, and...either a pair of worn-out sandals, or blinding white sneakers. lovely.

- economics in university is way tougher than in jc.

- fat girls seem to enjoy flaunting their fats. there was this huge whale of a woman in my lecture, clad entirely in pink. she was actually a continent in disguise.

- bengs have the weirdest hairdoes. and ringtones.

- sleeping has never felt better.

- having a girlfriend provides much solace and relief. heres to the gf!

- bimbos, clad in their tiny skirts and flimsy tops, love saying "puhhhhleasssssseeeeeeeee!"(followed by a roll of the eyes)

- the closer you live to school, the later you'll be for school. i thought i could be in school in 4minutes flat. turns out it takes me 24minutes. good try, boy wonder. good try.

- korean lecturers are generically referred to as "ji sung park". by me at least.

- out-gays are a common sight on campus. now where the hot lesbos at?

- arts chicks are uber-sensitive, and oh-so opinionated. at least the ones that ive encountered. thank you for your opinion, you freak.

- 99% of ugly chicks think theyre gorgeous. i wasnt lookin at you woman, i was mesmerized by the number of colours present in that drop of vatika oil, mixed with sweat, rolling down your huge forehead.

- the library is a great place to sleep. sadly, every time i target a comfy couch to invade, there is a chinese national who seems to have been sleeping there since the tang dynasty ended.

- my brain has been bombarded with too much academic content over the past few weeks.

i retire.

more some other day.
forgive my lack of humour and/or coherence.
love to all those who matter.

boy wonder, over and out.