bullet and a target

since the holidays began,ive been doing nothing but slacking.
life is good.

what have i been doing since the exams ended, you may ponder.
then again, you may not be pondering that.
you may instead be pondering about how fake paris hilton is.
"thats hot!!"

i went to bangladesh and india for a while after school ended.





yes, i flew 'bang airlines'.
something like bangbus, only at 30,000 feet in the air.
the pic is super retro. love it.



heres how they sell rice in bangladesh.
i had a strong urge to just put my entire head into this rice thing.
dont ask why.



the indian airports still use the old-school, ghetto style of checking in luggage. check out the uber-retro trolleys. braking system? you wish.

all in all, going to kolkata (india) and dhaka(bangladesh) were very interesting experiences.
especially the buying-tons-of-pirated-dvds part.
ooh yeah!!

so i returned to singapore....to images like these:




and you thought the 'banglas' and 'intoo-ren'(chinese for indian) were crude...check out the sexay language there



saw this at on a wall in far east plaza. if you 'stabe' someone in the back, you are, by default, a 'backstaber'.ah beng ah beng..[translation:"young uneducated stupid chinese gangster,young uneducated stupid chinese gangster]




singapore is a strict place when it comes to sleaze. how this billboard in geylang for "phone fun", with a scantily clad chick on her fours, doesnt qualify as super-sleazy puzzles and perturbs me.

but then again, i did return to my boys.




here, bromeo steals "i-insist-im-proper' jeevan's phone....and we go on to discover loadsa sleaze...about the jeeves.

and of course, i returned to the person i love the most.




yum yum gf. missed her loads.

thats all for visuals.

in other news, i watched wallace and gromit today.
good stuff i tell ya.
loadsa funny hidden, subtle british jokes splattered here and there.
and the penguins from madagascar were in this mini-movie before the show...they are hilarious.

saturday is new years eve.
ill put up some shit on a year in review soon.
till then, happy new year to all you reader(s)!

much love to all those who matter.
im out.

play it off

what can i say?
ive become a mass of laziness.
laziness personified.
i am laziness, with legs.

i sleep late. i wake up late. i eat junk.
i go out all the time.
i hang out with friends.
i spend loadsa time with the gf.
i spend random cash on buying random things.
i do things i end up regretting.

all in the name of de-stressing from what was a tough first semester.
in case youre curious, my CAP of 3.9 was pretty alright, but still leaves a chunk to be desired.

the new semester is gettin' closer and closer.
so just go and have as much fun as you can boys and girls.
lifes real short.
ill update soon with some pics and stuff.
to the lads at O-bar on my birthday, whatever you saw me do or say...remains between us.
and delete whatever videos you took of me, mofos.
thanks for being there though.

aite, its 6am. just in time to watch another dvd.
hapy holidays party people!

much much lovin' to the gf + the boys.
im out.

violence rears its ugly head

Finally.

The exams are over.
Life gets back to normal.
The first set of exams ive undergone in years.
Literally.
3 years roughly.

Exams in university are quite an experience.

Somehow, the professors apparently conspire to fail you in the exams they set.
And the weightage they give to these exams is absurd.
but theyre over, so its all good.

Now for some time to just…waste.
Without thinking about the next assignment, or whether or not youre prepared for the big presentation on Monday.

Lovely, carefree time…to waste away.

Sometimes, you take this free time for granted.
But when youre stuck in the rut of being an undergraduate at NUS Business (hell), this free time gives you a welcome hiatus from…anything academically related.

Watched a history of violence with Lee Unit (RE-Unite) and others (ie Jeevan ‘I am soo proper’ and faezan ‘I like to eat’)

The movie was okay.
Was real slow at first…picked up…and got interesting.

What I dislike is the fact that people will be telling me, over the next few days, it was such a “gritty, realistic portrayal…’
Dude, if I wanted to watch a realistic portrayal of violence, I’d watch an episode of America’s Next Top Model, or the Apprentice.

And there was the slight issue of this manjan chick sitting next to me.
First off her teeth jutted out like a mofo. Not like a slight bucktooth. Its like her teeth were trying to escape from her nasty mouth. So in the theatre, the light from the screen kept reflecting off her lovely canines (I assume all her teeth were canine teeth) and blinding me… I mean everytime I turned to my left, I was greeted by the light of a billion exploding stars.

To top it off, she kept laughing at the most random parts. Its like…some dude got his throat gruesomely blown out…and she just guffaws next to me.

It was like…”hak hak wheeze hak hak" *spews random thing outta her mouth*

I shouldve shown the world a ‘gritty, realistic portrayal’ of me-wedging-a-large-bucket-of-popcorn-into-miss-canine’s-mouth. I’d probably get nominated for “best actor from a minority race, not based in the US, between the height range of 188cm and 188.5cm, in a best supporting villainous computer animation lighting-guy’ Oscar. And win.

Ive decided that each time I watch a movie, I’ll put down 5 things ive learnt from watching it
By doing so, I hope to…
Yeah I hope to…
Yeah dude I hope to [insert profound reason here]

5 life-changing lessons ive learnt from “A History of Violence”

5. if you want the critics to proclaim your movie as “impactful’ , or ‘thought-provoking’, just add 29 redundant scenes, some real slow music, and random shots of nature [I suggest some shots of hills. Theyre just…so…magnificently boring!]

4. if you want to get the ‘arty’ people on your side, throw in some horrid nudity. Yes, get the female lead, a mother of 2 in the movie, to randomly prance around FULLY nude.

By doing so, the ‘arty’ people (all closet fags) will say “oh what bravery…how natural”…yes thanks for the shot of a woman our mother’s age walking round naked. THANKS MOFO. Not only did I lose my appetite for any more popcorn (much to Bromeo’s joy), I also lost vision in my left eye. Which craftily brings up my next point….

3. If you wanna make your villain that much more edgy and scary, poke out his eye. Yep. Make him blind in one eye. But don’t take out the eye completely. Leave the eye there. Let it become something nasty, like kinda glassy but infected…You know…like poke it when the dude isntlooking…but when you poke it with that handy-dandy samurai knife that you keep under your pillow (you freak), don’t yank it out…leave it there…so 10 years down the road, this villainous monstrosity will have the opportunity to utter these powerful, classic lines:

“yada yada yada im ed harris I rule yada yada…you know im not completely blind in this eye…blah blah whine whine…and ever since that day, all ive seen through this eye…is… HIM” (the hero, you dolt. Not God)

2. make everyone in the movie look like utter, unadulterated crap. By doing so, you get the vote from the UGLY movie critics, which is 99.891%. Oh, and you re-emphasize how ‘gritty’ your film is! Ugly hero? Check. Uglier heroine[im having nightmares bout her misshapen body]? Check. Plain, drab looking kids (not that I noticed…)? Check. Ugly random citizens? Check. Ugly kids in the hero’s son’s high school? Check. Ugly villains? The main villain has 1 eye…does he qualify as ugly or just scary?

Hell the only good-looker was the jock who gets beat up by the son…not that im into jocks…but where do all the pretty people come from? Seriously…are all hot Americans in Laguna Beach? Orange County? So only the hideous mutants live in the small towns? Ah I see.

1. by repeatedly hitting a man’s nose from below, at a 49.1 degree angle, with your right hand, in a quick, thrusting, upward motion, you can effectively, SNAP IT RIGHT OFF!! That’s friggin’ awesome! [this mode of attack will be propagated by Lee Unit if we catch people staring at us funny…whats wrong with wearing colour-coordinated pigtails in public?]

Mr. Hero just pounded a dude’s nose off, leaving the dude a right mess, on the floor, spurting blood, minus a nose! That was worth the 8bucks.

What’re you looking at punk. Come here. You got a problem? What? You didn’t like ‘the Matrix’? What? You think Keanu Reeves has only 2 expressions? Oh yeah? He has 3 and a half, mofo. Come here…now grab me from behind…hey hey don’t get too comfy…ok now lean your face a bit forward so I can thrust your nose off with my bare palm. Uhhh how thug is that!
Lee Unit!
I am king!

Ok im tired and sleepy.

Its friggin’ 6am.
Good lord.
I see..HIM.
Haha cancel.

- for footie fans only-

I just watched AS Roma get whacked by Red Star Belgrade (now known as Crvena Zvezda…I swear that’s their name)….3-1 the Italians were thrashed…whats funny was that there was this beanpole of a striker (similar to that idiot, Peter Crouch)…he was 2.05 metres tall, and similar in stature…Zikic is his name…unlike Crouch, he scored 2 goals and set up 1…the third goal, he fooled…get this…kuffour, mexes and panucci, and smashed the ball in from 25yards….amazing stuff…hope you were watching, crouchie. Shouldve stayed with saints and scored a few in the Nationwide, ay mate .

- done with the footie-

ok im really done for today…

will put up some pics and more stuff.

In truth, although its hella fun spending all this free time with the boys hanging around, I most enjoy the times with the gf.
Shes simply perfection personified.

Aite people.
Love to the usual suspects.
And the gf
Im out.